Obama's health care plan will be:
- written by a committee whose head is on sick leave,
- passed by a Congress that hasn't read it,
- signed by a president who smokes,
- funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes,
- overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
- financed by a country that is so broke they're using debt as money.
And we'll all be treated by government employees working for reduced wages.